- I'll be right here.
- I'm not here for cigarettes or bubble gum, my boy. Can you tell me the name of the
person who broke the record on that game over there, and where I might find him?
- Father... father, the sleeper has awakened!
- Everybody runs, Fletch. Everybody runs.
- The survival of everyone on board depends on just one thing: finding someone on board
who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
- We didn't choose this place! We didn't choose these people! They were invited!
- I will not be threatened by a walking meat loaf!
- Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to
practice. Number one... is dancing!
- That's not a knife, Now THAT'S a knife.
- Welcome to the real world