The Top Ten films of 2005

1 Come seek us where our voices sound, we cannot sing above the ground, an hour long you'll have to look, to recover what we took

2 You were The Chosen One!

3 If you had to choose only one half of your son, which one would it be?

4 Always winter, never Christmas.

5 It's a veritable vegetable paradise!

6 Ketchup. Mustard. Thousand Island Dressing. Vinaigrette. This is good, Robbie. I told you to pack food. What the hell is this?

7 Bernie, this frittata is wonderful, what's in it?

Well, a lot of the taste comes from this old skillet. I've never washed it.

8 Well, this sucks!

9 And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And beauty stayed his hand. And from that day on, he was as one dead.

10 Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, he just needs the right broom.